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After his shower he attempts to seduce Grace, who is cold to his advances. While in the shower, it is revealed that the "accident" that happened to his hand was in fact a punishment for the overdue debt - two of his fingers were cut off. She offers to take him back to her house where he can have a shower to clean up. When Grace asks about his bandaged hand, he tells her that he recently had an accident. They introduce themselves to each other and he tells her about waiting for his car to be fixed. Bobby immediately hits on her and offers to help her carry her drapes to her parked car. While wandering around the small town, Bobby meets Grace (Jennifer Lopez) a young, attractive Latina woman coming out of a local hardware store after purchasing drapes. Bobby takes the gym bag with the money in it, but leaves a pistol in the car trunk. Darrell tells Bobby about the broken radiator line and tells him that it will take about three or four hours to fix. He leaves his car with the local simpleton and grease monkey mechanic Darrell (Billy Bob Thornton). He drives to the outskirts of the nearist town which is Superior, Arizona. After the opening credits, his car breaks down when the radiator hose bursts.

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He has his left hand bandaged and he is transporting a gym bag full of cash to Los Angeles which he owes.

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Thank goodness then for a new web video series called FCK YES? which despite missing a vowel is the best indication of real sex since, well, since … actually there’s been nothing else. Is it any wonder teens ask their mates and end up being horribly misled?

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Obviously the Safe Schools program will make everyone tolerant of everyone else’s sexual and gender preferences but it still doesn’t teach HOW TO HAVE SEX. Someone who “complements me” and “sends an SMS daily” feature in the worksheet given out at my daughter’s school. Granted, PDHPE lessons now include sessions on “feelings” and a checklist of what you might look for in a partner. Obviously if you’re still at school you can rely on sex education complete with anatomical diagrams, nonsensical euphemisms (“that tickly feeling”), baseball metaphors and values formulated when Queen Victoria was on the throne.

Porn will give a broader education particularly if your areas of interest are oversized appendages, vegetables as accessories or method acting - aka how to look like you’re enjoying life while having your head pulled back and having aforementioned appendages thrust into your orifices. Honestly, you’d be better off asking your parents for advice. TV’s no better but for calculating how many people you can sleep with in a year if you change partners every night (Geordie Shore) or the benefits of swapping partners if you’ve got problems with the current one (Seven Year Switch). TIP: Don’t learn about sex from Ben Affleck. “When a man and a woman have sexual intercourse - where a man’s penis enters the woman’s vagina - it is called vaginal sex.”įortunately the third offering - a YouTube video called How To Have Sex - shows a Barbie doll being humped in all manner of positions by Ken whose climax is portrayed by the cracking of a raw egg, presumably because egg white resembles semen? Or because the egg signifies conception? Org which sounds like something Jane Austen would recommend. The next page “How to have vaginal sex” is from an organisation called Avert. “Make sure you use condoms or dams to protect yourself.” Dams? What like rocks in a river so the water can’t pass through? Imagine you’re a 16-year-old reading this stuff.

Yet typing “how to have sex” into Google produces woeful results.įirst up is an information sheet from ReachOut. So I consult the big encyclopaedia in the sky because clearly if you can find 14,000 recipes for chicken biryani and how to fix an iPhone when it fails to ring (turn the sound button on) then surely you can learn how to have sex. LET’S pretend I want to find out how to have sex.